Today in my translation class, my teacher gave us a lesson about how to translate a non standard English. At first it was boring. Nothing new and exciting. But then she gave us a short paragraph to read which turned out to be really funny. I know that she probably got it from the internet, still, i feel like want to share in my blog. Here it is.

A precious little girl walks into a petshop and – with the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth – asks ‘Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?’

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, ‘Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, ‘ I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.’

Hope you enjoy this! ; )